Bondage Horse Review

What is a Bondage Horse?

I love restraining men. Restraining them, beating them and then fucking them. There are many ways to restrain a person. One of them is what is called a "spanking bench". I started looking around for one some time ago, as I have BDSM parties at my house and end up renting one each time. (Yes, there are people who rent dungeon furniture for BDSM parties; the world is an amazing place.)

The Bondage Horse clearly stood out amongst the rest.

So - this amazing piece of furniture was shipped to me with the utmost care, truly.

A box within a box, padded securely and carefully.

With pieces of cardboard wrapped around critical areas.

Even special wrappings for the most vulnerable corners of the feet of the horse!

Needless to say it arrived in perfect condition. Which is really saying something, considering the vagaries of shipping things these days. This guy has the shipping process down. I was happy to discover that excellent instructions on the minimal assembly required and possible adjustments for use are included. They are very clear and understandable.

Comfort

The well-padded arm and leg rests are adjustable. You can see the holes for adjustment in the photo. Choose either side for arm/legs, as the adjustment holes are identical. If you have extra long legs from your knee to your hip like I do, you can put that leg rest on the lowest position and it will allow your torso to rest comfortably on the top of the horse. Same for your arms. The Bondage Horse is exquisitely adjustable, which is important to me. I am a big fan of making sure that the men I torture are comfortable. (evil grin)

Restraining

So, see the leather straps? Those are optional. I included those in my purchase and am so glad I did! The straps provide restraint points for thighs, calves, upper arms, wrists, and waist! They are excellent quality, and the lengths are just right. There are special slots in the wood where the straps fit through. Everything is so well thought out. When restrained with all of the straps, believe me - whoever in on this Bondage Horse isn't going anywhere.

Worksmanship

So who makes this gorgeous creation? One man. In a one man shop. Tom is a 3rd generation Craftsman/Carpenter. He asked me to let him know when I posted the review so he could gear up for more business!

Tom's attention to detail is quite impressive. Everything fits together so well, adjusts easily and works perfectly. The edges are finished well, the stain is perfect and the padded cushions are well made. He clearly takes great pride in his work.

This Bondage Horse is color customizable. You get to choose the color of the stain on the wood and the color of the vinyl on the padded rests. There are many options to match your own personal dungeon decor. Check out the variety to choose from.

This awesome creation also folds to be stored in a smaller space. The legs fold inward, and the padded rests fasten to the interior of the sides quite nicely. Instructions are included on exactly how to do this.

Versatility

The Bondage Horse is excellent for restraining, beating and fucking. I give it an A+ in all three.

There is enough room between the leg rests to stand while you are fucking the person on the horse. You can't spread your legs really wide, but there is definitely enough room.

Also, see the tilt on the torso pad? You can switch the position of the arm/leg rests so the butt is on the high end...sort of like an ass offering. Heh heh. Does this appeal to me? Absofuckinglutely! The height can be adjusted to facilitate fucking. You can change the height so the butt is higher, like I mentioned, and you can adjust the height of just the leg cushions as well to make your bondage buddy's ass even higher. The approximate distance from floor to fucking height begins at 29" - 30" and adjusts upwards. My inseam is 36" and it worked quite well for me!

If I Could Have Anything I Wanted...

I would have a more comfortable face rest.

See the 2 smaller lighter wood posts where your face would be? Those are included as a rudimentary face rest, meant to be used with towels or padding of your choosing. This is the only thing about the lovely Bondage Horse that I could find to improve. With a lot of experience in massage therapy under my strap-on belt, I appreciate the ability to completely relax face down and a very important part of that formula is a comfortable face rest.

I am not the kind of dominant that takes great pleasure in putting guys in uncomfortable positions. I like them to be completely comfortable so that they can relax. The pain they feel is what I choose, and what they have consensually agreed to receive. The more relaxed they are in between the times I deliver pain, the higher the possibility is that they will slip over into the land of the prostate orgasm when I fuck them. So this face rest set up is not ideal. A friend bought a couple of pool noodles and fit those over the posts and covered them with socks. Much better, but still a tad too firm. Working on getting just the right set up.

Bottom line - The Bondage Horse is a total winner, an exquisite piece of BDSM furniture. 5 out of 5!

Tell Tom I sent you if you decide to add this exquisite piece of craftmanship to your play room!