First of all – thank you all so much for participating! What a great collection of captions to choose from.
And the winner is….subbie_333 with:
“When Susan said that it was “9 inches to heaven”, Roger thought she meant that was how far she wanted him to hike up her skirt, but he was about to find out that it was the name that Susan had given to her strap-on dildo.”
Clever, articulate and on topic!
Well done, Sir. I will be emailing you re: your subscription.
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