A Creative “No Thanks”

(With Apologies to the Doctor)

 
I do not like dicks here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

 

I do not like it Sam, I am.

I do not like things in my can.

I do not like them made of glass.

I do not want them up my ass.

 

I do not like them in my mouth.

I do not like them way down south.

I do not like them if they're rubber.

I do not like them lubed with butter.

 

I do not like them in my shit.

I do not like them 'just the tip.'

I do not like them in my ass.

I think I'll just give that a pass.

 

I do not like dicks here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

 

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