(With Apologies to the Doctor)
I do not like dicks here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like it Sam, I am.
I do not like things in my can.
I do not like them made of glass.
I do not want them up my ass.
I do not like them in my mouth.
I do not like them way down south.
I do not like them if they're rubber.
I do not like them lubed with butter.
I do not like them in my shit.
I do not like them 'just the tip.'
I do not like them in my ass.
I think I'll just give that a pass.
I do not like dicks here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
