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You won second prize in the caption contest! Congratulations!
From out of another galaxy and into your ass comes… Supergirl
or from the tag line:
She taught him what it was to fly. He taught her what it was to peg…
Up! Up!
(voice lowers seductively)
And In!
Our Caped Crusader is a Caped Anal Raider
Saving Metropolis one little anus at a time .
Yes Batman, this really is part of the initiation to the Justice League, so quit squirming!
You, Sir, are the winner! Partly because I love the Justice League…and Batman is hot!
“Well think of the upside.”
The only thing that will save you now is a Krytonite asshole!
I’ll bet Lois Lane doesn’t have one of these!!
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This looks like a job for Superman!
Super-girl was the only one that knew Clark really had TWO things that can bring him to his knees: 1. Kryptonite and 2. Strapon “Cock-to-nite”
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Bend over, Jimmy Olsen.
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…. and in that instant, Kal-El yielded – knowing as if by instinct that the Kryptonite’s penetrating power would both bring him to his knees, yet paradoxically endow him with superhuman strength.
Something, something, Super Peg…
SUPER STRAP ON GIRL PEGS AGAIN!!
“Diana, Supergirl is a blonde! Put on the wig!”
“Sorry, Hal. I forgot tonight isn’t ‘Amazon Night.'”
More powerful than a locomotive!
More *pleasurable than a locomotive!
Bend Over Rover reporter
Let me just stick the tip in…trust me!
Ok baby, time to make that orgasm audio for Ruby
Ruby, Steven Gardner makes a good point…haven’t heard any orgasms here since yours…isn’t anyone contributing?
No, sadly – no one is contributing orgasm recordings. Most of my listeners are male and would love to hear some women calling in….just sayin’!