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You won second prize in the caption contest! Congratulations!
From out of another galaxy and into your ass comes… Supergirl
or from the tag line:
She taught him what it was to fly. He taught her what it was to peg…
Up! Up!
(voice lowers seductively)
And In!
Our Caped Crusader is a Caped Anal Raider
Saving Metropolis one little anus at a time .
Yes Batman, this really is part of the initiation to the Justice League, so quit squirming!
You, Sir, are the winner! Partly because I love the Justice League…and Batman is hot!
“Well think of the upside.”
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I’ll bet Lois Lane doesn’t have one of these!!
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This looks like a job for Superman!
Super-girl was the only one that knew Clark really had TWO things that can bring him to his knees: 1. Kryptonite and 2. Strapon “Cock-to-nite”
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Bend over, Jimmy Olsen.
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…. and in that instant, Kal-El yielded – knowing as if by instinct that the Kryptonite’s penetrating power would both bring him to his knees, yet paradoxically endow him with superhuman strength.
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“Diana, Supergirl is a blonde! Put on the wig!”
“Sorry, Hal. I forgot tonight isn’t ‘Amazon Night.'”
More powerful than a locomotive!
More *pleasurable than a locomotive!
Bend Over Rover reporter
Let me just stick the tip in…trust me!
Ok baby, time to make that orgasm audio for Ruby
Ruby, Steven Gardner makes a good point…haven’t heard any orgasms here since yours…isn’t anyone contributing?
No, sadly – no one is contributing orgasm recordings. Most of my listeners are male and would love to hear some women calling in….just sayin’!