Jun 28 2016

Tantus Hoss Dildo Review

Tantus sent me this toy for an honest review of using it for pegging.

The Tantus Hoss is a gorgeous behemoth of a dildo, honestly. I love shocking people by leaving it lying around the house. Except the cleaning lady, because that's just rude. She puts up with enough at my house. :-/

Yes, the Tantus Hoss is the largest dildo I own. And I totally respect my partners who want to get fucked by it. In the pegging world, I playfully refer to you men who love to get fucked with toys of this size as "Size Kings", capitals absolutely intentional and earned, gentlemen.

Now. How does one actually get this into an ass? And I don't mean what is the actual procedure for preparing said ass and eventually penetrating it with the Hoss, I mean how do you hold it in order to penetrate your partner?

Well, you can hold it with your hands. I don't know of a retail harness that will hold the Hoss, or if there is one I don't own it and maybe don't want to (read cheaply made or bad materials).

Annnnd now is a great time to talk about the measurements of the Hoss.

The head maxes out at 2.75" and the shaft is a pretty uniform 2.5". The insertable length is exactly 11". The balls at the base of this toy are enormous.

Safe to say this toy is most definitely not for beginners. The Hoss is for those who really know their way around their own ass and know what it takes to accept this kind of girth and length.

The Hoss is 100% Super Soft silicone. This special kind of softer silicone is a blessing on this toy, because anything more rigid would decrease the comfort factor. The finish is a matte and it only comes in black. I know, bad news for those of you who were wanting a big-ass (heh heh) purple Hoss, right? Sorry to disappoint.

So - getting back to how you hold this toy, I have some great news for you! Some time ago, the famous Midori put up instructions on her blog about how to construct a DIY harness out of 2 scarves. It works like a charm!

Here is a link to the written instructions on her blog

Here is a link to how-to pictures that might help

Here is a link to the instructions on FetLife

I used these two 60" long silk scarves

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The harness I made from these instructions worked beautifully!

Helpful hint: When you tie the scarves on, you might need to have your partner hold the Hoss in place for you, because it is a bit unwieldy. Place it higher than normal, because those huge balls will prevent you from placing it down lower between your legs.

Usually putting the dildo right over your pubic bone is not something I advise because you can end up with a bruised pubic bone. With the Hoss, though, you will not be thrusting hard. Yeah, sure, you may have seen that in porn with dildos of this size, but that's with lots and lots of muscle relaxers (remember - never try to duplicate porn). Also, if you insert this baby the entire way, you will need a partner who is experienced in pushing past Hirsch's sphincter. That takes practice and a lot of care.

Bottom line (heh heh) here is remember to use the Hoss with respect. Kind of like swimming in the ocean, always have respect for the water and stay very aware of the waves. With the Hoss, always have respect for this massive toy and stay very aware of your partner's ass! Additionally - remember to use a fuck ton of lube.

My partner accepted the first 6" of 7" of this toy. He moaned so beautifully! He enjoyed getting fucked with it for about 7 or 8 minutes and then asked to return to something smaller so he could orgasm. He was proud to have taken it and really enjoyed the sensation of his ass being more full than it's ever been. You guys who love the large toys get quite proud when you are able to take a huge toy! Love that.

The only minuscule criticism of the Hoss that I have heard is from those who use it solo - it doesn't quite stand up on it's own. Very close, but the shaft is quite long and heavy. It overbalances the substantial balls. But those balls still do an excellent job of keeping the toy upright for solo use (nod, nod...wink, wink). Enjoy!!

Tantus Hoss

5.0 out of 5.0

 

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  1. So you could always use the Tantus Hoss as a lamp post.
    Wonder why Tantus would waste their time on the Hoss. Really.
    Anyway I guess go big or go home!

    1. Totally not a waste of time. The people out there who love big toys deserve to have quality choices. Just because it’s not your choice certainly doesn’t mean no one likes XL toys.

  2. I don’t speak for Tantus in any way, but I used to work for them. I got that question a great deal – why make big toys? To that I would say that no toy will work for every single person but it’s nice to see a company committed to a product assortment that offers an array of options for everyone seeking quality materials. I saw a lot of larger items in various shops around the country and quite often they were made out of what I would consider substandard materials.

    This is a very specific toy that will only appeal to a specific subset of advanced players. And that’s okay. Everyone deserves quality.

    1. I have observed that as well – that the larger toys are so often made with substandard materials. Which is why the Hoss is so awesome – it really is a fine toy.

  3. I have seen the scarf tie used. It is successful if done correctly.

    1. In fact it works with dildos of any size – not just the huge ones!

  4. If the Hoss wasn’t so expensive , I would buy it in a heartbeat. I bet it feels good with that big head on it.

    Extreme Restraints sells a huge dildo harness that will accommodate the Hoss. It’s leather and will hold up to a 3 inch wide dildo.

    1. Aha! Good to know about the harness for large dildos. That one does look like it might fit the Hoss!
      I totally understand about the price – 100% silicone is expensive.

      And for other readers – don’t be fooled by the supposed discounted ones on Amazon. Notice the disclaimer at the bottom of the listing: “Actual product packaging and materials may contain more and different information than what is shown on our website.” That’s a fake.

  5. I just got the item number . It’s called the Strict Leather Large Dildo Harness, item number DW101 at
    extremerestraints.com
    If there are anymore size kings besides me out there and love to be pounded by a huge dildo then check it out .
    It’s not cheep , around $88 bucks but well worth it in the end or let me say your rear end 🙂

    1. Thanks for this information!

  6. Your quite welcome Ruby. I hope this information helps other people that need to stuff their partners with something really thick.
    My old girlfriend used the harness on me along with the Superstar Light dildo with is a 16″ long , 13.25″ insertable and 2.9″ wide and I will tell you , the harness worked very well. She used to put me on the corner of the bed with my ass up high and walk up behind me and feed me that big dildo , in and out faster and faster , omfg !!! Ruby , it felt so good getting that huge cock stuffed deep inside me . She was a little woman and couldn’t hold the heavy dildo very long , that’s when I found the harness. I’m glad I did because with the harness , she could fuck me as long as I could handle it. She loved to watch the dildo go in me, also listening to me moan, ummm , I ended up taking almost the whole 13.25″ deep in me , I think she said I had about a inch left to go.
    I love to be fucked by huge cocks Ruby , whether is is by a strap on or me going down on them solo, lately that’s what it’s been , solo.
    I have been buying some really big dildos lately , would you like to hear about them ?

    1. Impressive! You are welcome to post in the forum about your big dildos. Add to the knowledge base there..!

  7. I would like to post some pics and videos of me going down on them , is that ok Ruby , if so tell me how to post them or do you have to do it ?
    I would like to write about them and also show how good they are in other words 🙂

    1. No videos, no pictures – only links to same – and in the forum, please. There are many other places where you can satisfy your desire for exhibitionism. FetLife, Reddit, Imgur, etc. This is a place for discussion.

      I’m the only one who gets to post carefully chosen explicit pictures on this website!

      If you want to talk about toys, that’s fine, but I suspect they will lean towards verbal exhibitionism. That’s why it stays in the forum!

  8. It would be nice if you had a photo / video gallery where everybody can post their stuff , that would be hot !!!!

    1. I have participated in many forums and the picture/video sharing is rife with difficulties regarding spam. I’m not willing to go there.

      Go to Reddit and FetLife if you want to see/share pictures/videos. Perfect platforms already exist!

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