Holy Sex Toys, Batman!

Shopping for an audiophile this year?

Feel the Music...


This is a collection of sexy, futuristic vibrators that pulse in time with the beat of the music you are listening to!

Imagine hearing the beat of your favorite music that you always thought was so fucking sexy and probably even made love to a few (or more) times. Now imagine the vibrator that is being used to tease girlie parts with....or you or your partner's ass... or nipples....or against a man's dangly bits. And that vibrator is actually pulsating in time to the beat of the song playing?!

This amazing new toy will surely tempt all you audiophiles, and I absolutely include myself in that category. I have been dreaming about something like this for years. Technology...rocks.

Specs for the "Freestyle":

  • Control music volume and vibration intensity independently
  • 25 ft. (7.5 m) range from wireless 2.4GHz transmitter
  • Rechargeable battery for up to 5 hours of pleasure
  • Body friendly materials • Phthalate free
  • Powerful motor • whisper quiet
  • Velvety finish with chrome accents
  • Convenient travel case and adapters for play around the globe
  • 1 year manufacturer's warranty

Compatible with:

  • All iPod® models
  • iPhone™
  • mp3 players!
  • Home audio systems!

I immediately think of one of my favorite songs that begs for ....well, thrusting in any form. Paula Cole - Feelin' Love. Jesus. The combination of that music and these toys paints so many wonderfully nasty, sexy, luscious scenarios in my head! Talk about inspiration... *Fans self* Wow.

Take a look at their website - they even have a music club with playlists, for those of you who are iTunes customers. OhMiBod has two wireless and four wired models. The specs on these toys differ a bit from model to model. Some are rechargeable and some use batteries.

I dug into the OhMiBod website a little deeper...always lovely to go a bit deeper, don't you think? Here's what I found....this toy is so freakin' brilliant I can hardly stand it:

"Let Boditalk Escort accompany you to new levels of ecstasy while you are on the go. Boditalk Escort is a discreet wearable bullet that is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close range. It will vibrate to a pre-programmed pattern until your call ends."

Oh my, my, my. Let's talk kink for a moment, shall we? A little dominance and submission situation where you know you will turn on the toy whenever you phone your sub...no matter where you are or where they are (imagine the possibilities!). The toy is in her panties or in his ass. Under your control. Sweet. Yes, Ruby likes control. I suspect the designer of this particular toy is into D/s (dominance and submission) as well.

Wait a minute...think about this for a moment. The bullet vibrates when anyone calls or when any call is made...sounds like that is the next piece of programming they need to do for this sweet piece of playfulness; have it connect only to calls from a specific number (or numbers if you serve more than one master). There is surely a huge market of BDSM folks that would be all over this toy with that one modification. Because otherwise...picture Mom calling...

"Hi honey, how are you?"

"Ummmm...(gasp)...Hey Mom...can I call you back later? Please...?"

Last but far from least...One more mind-blowing product; "Club Vibe". Designed to respond to the ambient sound in the room - even your lover's voice. Let your mind play with that one for a little while...Dancing at a club (thus the name), really enjoying a music concert, or being teased unmercifully just with the sound of your lover's voice (fill in whatever words or sounds you'd most like to hear...or say).  Nice.

Here is the website for these fine makers of completely non-toxic, high quality, incredibly inventive toys. Very well done, OhMiBod.

Oh...and definitely a raise for the person who thought up the name...that perfect combination of iPod and Oh My God....sheer brilliance.

Feel the Music....

(Photos taken from the OhMiBod website...hoping they don't mind the free advertising.)

Ruby Ryder

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