Today is my 55th birthday.
Presents? Glad you asked...I'd like one of the above, please. Actually look over there on the left and click the "I Want it All" button and sign up for a membership...because what I really want is to be able to write erotica for you that blows your mind all year long. Okay - second after the guy above...
My whole house will be empty this entire weekend, a rare occurrence and delightful confluence of events.
I started the morning off with a lazy 2 orgasm playtime to get my day rolling. I'd been looking for a particular favorite erotic story and by chance picked up the book that contained it on my first try (remarkable, as there are about 10 books of erotica next to my bed). Yeah...that story was good for 2, easy.
All morning I've been walking around naked. Sitting at my desk writing sans clothing is a particular pleasure when the cool breeze come in the window...(picture erect nipples). Might inspire some very special writing for you all (and for me, too, let's be honest here).
Meeting some kinky friends tonight at a local venue.