Caption Contest

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Best caption wins a free 6" subscription. Submit your caption entry as a comment by 11/11/11

Let's see what kind of wildness you readers can come up with for this one....give me a glimpse into your wonderfully nasty minds!

 

Sigh...I so love a man in a suit. On his knees is even better.

 

28 Responses

  1. When Susan said that it was “9 inches to heaven”, Roger thought she meant that was how far she wanted him to hike up her skirt, but, he was about to find out that it was the name that Susan had given to her strap-on dildo

  2. His impassive expression failed to conceal the eagerness in his eyes. Locked my her commanding gaze, his trembling hands slowly slide the tight fabric away. Which had failed to conceal her own lustful intent.

  3. After my throat examination my doctor said that my vocal cords was compressed, something he had never seen before, and that’s why I now spoke like a high pitched littlle
    girl. He asked if I could explain how something like that could happen to my throat, I explained how you put the biggest dildo I ever seen on and gave me the greatest pegging (sigh) of my life..all’s he did was smile and ask if I would give him your phone number!

  4. You say that you will give me $200 if I let you fuck my face with that hugh beautiful dildo….
    tell you what, I’ll give you $500 if you peg me till You make your pegging love slave!

  5. “Yes, dear, I’ve changed my mind. That bulge *is* what you think it is. And I’ve decided to give it a little test ride.
    Sure, I know I’ve said it was kind of meh when I tried it on. But the idea of fucking you before we leave for the party makes me feel naughty. We do have time for a quickie. You’ll be more than just my enviable man – you’ll be my freshly fucked enviable man. They’ll have no idea – but we’ll both know.
    And later we can get back here and if you’re a good boy tonight I’ll let you have as much of it as you’ll ask for. Interested?”

  6. you say that you have to go to a pressing engagement !

    hmm.. well guess what ?

    drop your pants and grab your ankles
    and I will engage you to cum in a very impressive way!

  7. First of all – thank you all so much for participating! What a great collection of captions to choose from.

    And the winner is….subbie_333 with:
    “When Susan said that it was “9 inches to heaven”, Roger thought she meant that was how far she wanted him to hike up her skirt, but he was about to find out that it was the name that Susan had given to her strap-on dildo.”
    Clever, articulate and on topic!

    Well done, Sir! I will be emailing you re: your subscription!

    (And in case any of you didn’t know about this…click on his name and find yourself at a store that sells many leather toys including very reasonably priced custom made leather harnesses for ALL sizes of women!)

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