I have to say - I'm a little jealous. You guys get the real zingers. I suppose that makes sense because it seems that most of you gentlemen are quite proud of your lovely cocks (with reason). You make up names for them, talk about them in the third person and in general just seem to publicly celebrate them more than we women find ourselves bragging about how much our pussies rock.
There are so many euphemisms...
Some are cute, some are stupid some are silly. Some offend even my (not so delicate) sensibilities.
I didn't choose those...
But these are the ones that really made me laugh.
For the Ladies
Working out at the Y
Tiptoe through the two lips
The two-fingered tango
"Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
JoycelynEldering (!)
Manual override
Putting out the fire
Fingering something out
Fucking without complications
Applying lip gloss
For the Gentlemen
Calling in the secret service
Consulting with your silent partner
Hand to gland combat
Roughing the suspect
Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head
Liquidating the inventory
Smiting the pink knight
Stroke the satin-headed serpent
Wrestle the dragon
Tipping off the inspector
Happy fapping, everyone.
(Just clicked 'add to dictionary' for fapping. That word is here to stay.)
