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“You can sit on my lap, but I’ve already decided what I’m going to give you…”
Sounds like Christmas!
“Well Honey, if the neighbour’s wife is gonna join us tonight, you better be ready for both our cocks inside you simultaneously, don’t you think?”
That’s quite a visual…!
Oh, you think this is too big for you?…
Allow me to fingering you first and you will claim for the whole thing inside you…
sorry for my english!… 🙂
Your English was fine – nice description!
Been a long day? Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Congratulations – winner! Simple, clever and funny!
Great entries so far! Keep them coming (pun intended)!
I’m not going to use it, silly.
It was a gift, the girls in our office said this was a fitting sceptre for me. I’m not blaming them, considering most of them peg their men nowadays.
You want to know what kind of reward for you they came up with?
That’s exactly 50 words…nice!
“You didn’t see the balloon on the stairs? Pervert.”
Hysterical – loved it!
Baby look who’s cum to dinner !!
lol – like it’s so big it’s an entirely separate person?
Yes his name is Johnson lol !! And I like my cum hence the cum reference .. A little play on words lol !!
Coming home from work, and there she is. On the staircase, looking beautiful, the latex showing her curves beautifully.
The high heels, leggings….something our previous butt plugs, double ended dildos, and vibes could never have prepared me for.
Don’t worry honey, I just wanted to see you face…
I really liked this one…a lot.
It was pink when I bought it.
This one just makes me shake my head, Dean! lol
Honey, this one is for you! 😉
sweet and simple…
Honey I am here, where are you, as I walk around the house looking for my wife. I got your message from my assistant at work, she said you had something very big come up and you needed me to come home and handle it. Yes I do she said.
This one was at the top – well done.
Sorry honey, they were completely out of the large ones.
Funny!
Contest over but feel free to add more captions if you like…
I think you should sit on the idea Hun
And see what comes up.
This is a big decision honey, why dont you sit on it for a wile.